Nov 15

Teen Cock Tease Will Ruin Your Orgasm

Teen Cock Tease Mallory

Heya, boys!   This is Mallory, your hot teen phone sex girl.  What’s up?   Besides your dicks, I mean.  Speaking of your dicks, I’m really, really in the mood to tease someone tonight.  It IS my specialty, after all, and it’s SO damn fun.  You boys are just so easy to play, LOLOLOL.

And, yes, before you ask, it’s totally gonna be tease and denial.  As if there’s any OTHER kind of teasing.  It’s not like you little dick boys deserve anything else, anyways.

Oh, yeah, I’m gonna get your cock soooooo hard.   I’m not gonna tell you how, though.   You’ll find out soon enough, and besides, the element of surprise makes it that much better.   Don’t you agree?

Anyway, I’m going to keep you wound up and on the edge forEVER.   Then, when I finally get tired of toying with you (and it’ll take awhile, I promise), I’m gonna do something worse than just stop and walk away.   I’m gonna give you a ruined orgasm because I think it’s freaking hilarious!!!!

You know you wanna try it.  All you’ve gotta do is get your phone and call me at the number below.   Be sure to ask for me, Mallory!

1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)

Oct 31

Explore Your Kink with Grandma Eddy

Kinky Grandma Eddy Do you have the kinds of fantasies that you don’t feel comfortable sharing with the other people in your life?   Maybe your wife or girlfriend is too uptight, or maybe you think your fantasies are just too dirty to share, regardless of how open-minded your significant other is.

Well, I might be able to help you out.

You see, a few years ago, I was just like your hypothetical uptight wife.   I was a good church lady, and my husband and I only had sex missionary-style with the lights off.   But eventually, I got sick of that life, divorced him, and started exploring life.   Of course, that soon meant that I was exploring all kinds of sexual fantasies, even things I’d never even dreamed of before.  That’s one reason I ended up here as a phone sex Granny, actually.

Ever since I left my husband, I’ve been broadening my horizons considerably.  In fact, if you ask anyone who knows me now, they’ll happily tell you that I’m the kinkiest person they know.   I consider that a huge victory!

So, yes, if you would like to share your kinky fantasies, then Mrs. Eddy is all ears.   Just give me a call!

1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)