I can’t even tell you how much joy I feel when I meet a “man” with a tiny dick! You’d have to hear the glee in my voice for yourself the first time you tell me the size of your “cock”. I hope it’s really small, and I’ll tell you why. I get enormous pleasure out of humiliating you about your short-comings. Maybe I’m a bitch! I’m definitely a size queen. For all of you sad boys who want to believe that old saying “size doesn’t matter, it’s what you do with it”, you’re just fooling yourself! And I don’t blame you! I mean, it’s not like you can do anything about it. You were meant to have a small cock, and I was meant to shame you for it!
Perhaps that’s why I got into this profession in the first place. Because really, THAT’S where I meet tiny, limp-dicked losers galore! The real men are out getting all the pussy because they have something to offer. You?! You have nothing but servitude to offer. Not to worry though! I will make it fun!
Whether I’m turning you into my cream pie eating cuckold fluffer, a pretty little sissy princess, or my own personal sex slave, you will relish every minute of your time with me. I will bring reason back to your existence and why you were born with such an insignificant little penis. Your reason is to be my plaything! And I always love to play.
I’m available for nearly every day so call now and give yourself a little treat for Valentine’s day. I promise very soon you won’t be sad anymore that you were cursed with such a useless tool. You’ll feel blessed, because otherwise I wouldn’t pay such special attention to you.