Up until a few years ago, I was practically a virgin. I know, I know. That’s practically unheard of in a mature phone sex woman. But it’s the truth, honey. I swear it.
The problem was, I was married to a big old oaf of a man who was useless when it came to anything to do with sex. Actually, no, the problem was that he was useless when it came to sex, and I didn’t know any better! When I heard other women talk about sex, I had no idea what they meant. It wasn’t fun and addictive for me, just boring and a little unpleasant.
Once I finally had the good sense to get divorced, that all changed. I guess you could say I turned into a bit of a cougar. I wear the label proudly!
By definition, “cougar” means “older woman who preys on younger men.” Oh, yes, honey, that’s absolutely what I do! This former church lady gone bad finds younger men everywhere I go and seduces them into bed like clockwork.
That’s how it works in a roleplay phone sex call with me, too, by the way. I find you, and then I seduce you. If that’s one of your fantasies, to be seduced by an older woman, then I can make it happen for you. That kind of thing is right up my alley.
In the years following my divorce, I got quite an education, so I’m not the practical virgin I was before. Now I’m a Granny phone sex slut and proud of it! If you want to know exactly what I mean, just give Granny Eddy a call, why don’t you?